Jack off sessions (5-18-18)

Haven't updated the wiki in a while, crippling depression and shit. Dick was wrapped up like tin wire with that catheter in. Anyway, I blew a gallon-large load. Seriously. Shit was fucking intense, literally thought it wouldn't end and almost dialed 911 half way through, very concerned for my wellbeing. Porn wasn't that good anyway, my pornhub subscription was cancelled and account deleted cause I didn't follow through on one of the "40 year old MILFs need your dick now" ads and refused to buy their cheap dick growth pills. I can literally make a fucking fleshlight using a toilet paper roll and rubber glove.

Anyway, can't wait to see what tomorrow brings for my precious dick God gave me (fuck God and his mumbojumbo BS philosophies, I don't believe in it). It's like glass, you see. Fragile cargo. Fuck you.